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Corrupting Young Minds, One Child At A Time. 

The KONZ are an elite group of maniacs that specialize in complex stunts and mayhem making.  They started in high school as a side effect of a rebeliion against a tyranical administration.  They had grand plans but the only one they really pulled off( and anyone knew about) was the release of 76 bouncy balls into the school gym during a homecoming assembly.  The faculty was running in circles for a few days after that.  
 
Then of course there is the usual t.p. missions. And when they were on a mission they took it to new levels.  They sedated dogs,  disarmed motion sensors, and used radio communication to coordinate two or more teams.  They never got caught.
 
The KONZ rule. If you ask us why you will get a very simple answer. "CAUSE WE KICK ASS!!"